Just a joke for the Ladies!

RESIME Too hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.... I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, BRYAN nickname Beefy PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me Employer's response:.... Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan , It's OK honey, we got SPELL CHECK!!! See you Monday